In our daily life, there are so many "what ifs?"
What if, i got the last bus ?
What if, i didn't see that pretty gal ?
What if, i tried to kiss her?
What if, my mom knows about my sudden change to Non-Veg?
What if, my wife knows about my Ex-girl friends broken marriage ?
What if, i met with an accident ?
what if ...
yes. I want to analyze about this particular What if ......
What if, I met with an accident ?
Scenario : I met with a small accident . I am calling my best, lovable friends.
What would be their reactions ?
Babbu : what the hell you r saying ? Where ? Oh. Machi, i can understand the situation. but see, i have to board a bus, take an auto to reach there. Its really boring da...
vijay : cho cho... Machi... its really bad da. But see, it looks like raining da... while returning, it will be a problem for me da. More over, my dhadha ji saying no ... sorry machi...
Mahesh : (with a cry) what da ? poda... its killing me... but see, in my purse, i have only 5 bucks da. I cant come there....
Kudi : (bad words) I will come now...vrooooooooooooooooom....
5 minutes later : call from kudi : Machi, i met with an accident on the way, thinking abt you da... please come and save me....
Samba : (not reachable)
(In case reached) : Machi, its really fucking driving da. Its really ruthless mistake da.. what the fuck you have done da... I have a show by 2:30 machi. I will come after that.
Boobu : Hallo... hallo.... who is this....? cannot hear you properly.... oh, ok ok.... i will tell others.. ( he might have understood that my relative met with an accident).
Dhaadi : what........no no.........I will be there.......
(After seeing blood spots) : (silently left)
Sano : what.............. oh no............. wait......... ( start thinking) (its never ending process)
I could rather go by myself and get some bandages.....
These may not be their exact reactions, but more or less same.
Because of these reasons only, they are my best chaps..........
7 comments:
machi.. It all depends on the time u met wid the accident da.. if it is before 7pm, then naa kandippa varuven machi.. Don't worry.. :D
Super pa.....n i really liked the one u have put with regard to Sam....most of the times he will b stuck...he he he
@jai : Getting stuck is a totally different thing.. Getting stuck means its something important!! samba doesn't get stuck and all. Its just that he cares a damn about others!! :P
machi unaku adi patta nan vara maaten ah da? but wat u said abt kudi, maravata n samba r 100% true..bdw epadi unnala mattum ipadilam yosikura?
then i am expecting other what ifs in future posts.... post it sooner
konjam overah kalasi iruke...irundhalum its ok...namma samba silra incident nenapula irukudhula....
And by anyway this "what if" inspired from jammy??
Keep rocking and keep kalasifying..
Nice one !! See, i promised to come after the show ..!!
What if, you are doing wrong things? Nice to hear. I love your blog. It is really different and funny.
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