Thursday, January 03, 2008

Gift Right person-->with Right Gift

Halo... I thought of writing about the gifting your loved ones a long time back. But i came through my sis blog and realized, she had already wrote a post about it. But, i know, i can present it still in a different way.... Lets discuss about different gifts for different persons at different occasion.So i proceed, please follow :)

1. First B'day--> A set of nice books. Let you be the first to provide the child, a source of knowledge... My choice would be "Swami Vivekananda's Powerful words".

2.Friend turned GF--> Your first gift should be a kerchief.It specifies the end of friendship. Make ur relation clear.. Am i clear...? ( sorry if im wrong).

3.Son's 16th B'day--> A descent book or DVD related to sex education.

4.Mother's B'day--> Cook a special favorite dish for ur mom( sorry if i hurt any girls)...

5.Husband's B'day--> You know what......? A perfect kiss... A perfect day... A Perfect romance.Sorry i tried some thing else, but typed these stuff :)

6.Wife's B'day--> Same as above. And some more. Visit Mother-in-law's house.

7.Friend's B'day--> If ur friend is a boy, present him, a laminated photograph of his figure..
If ur friend is a girl, obviously, PHOOOOOOOOO bear.....

8.Friend's Wedding night ( first night)--> A packet of condom...( applicable to both men and women).

9.Boy friend's wedding-->Gift pack your favorite Lip stick.... Want me to explain more.....?

10.Girl Friend's wedding--> A box full of ash of the previous love letters with a letter enclosing "All is well".

11. Friend's Wedding Anniversary-->

1st anniversary--> A great dinner for couples and a memorable show case gift.
2nd anniversary--> If ur friend is male, gift him a shield. If ur friend is female, gift her with a sword.
3rd anniversary--> For male friends, additional security devices. For female friends, sword sharpening devices.

Same gifts for successive anniversaries.

35 comments:

sathukudi said...

machi good one da, lets c whether u can follow these.. 10th is the best da, 8th- dont worry ill gift that to u.. about the 7th- adapavigala.. enaku mattum oreoru sathukudiya da..

Kavitha Jay said...

haha...good ones...funny indeed...ada paavi...for girls n pottu diamond ring n solluven paartha...pooooh bear n sollita..hehe

Sadesh said...

Nice one da
Rajas First night:
I will give twogirlsonecup serries video to him and his partner to watch and try it......

siddharth said...

Hey some of the corrections that can be made are,gift for sons 16th b'day is too late it shd hav been given in 14th b'day these days i guess(wth!!) and on 16th b'day 8th gift wud be appropriate(wrt to the Jamie Lynn lol!) next for the friends first night wth hell for condoms?They are married so iguess its waste of money lol!
Others are qutie gud,well thought !

keep penning
regards
sid

Raghuveeran said...

1) 1st b'day--> how can a child read... It would be better if the book contains alphabets and pictures...

2)dei u would hav seen all those what ever u call sex education movies by 8th or 9th class... un paiyan mattum late ah pakanuma??

3)hubby's b'day le ivalovum yaaruku?? hubby ka ille.........

4)frnd's wedding--> dei y would someone need a condom for their first night??? adhuvum oru packet... kid venuma vendama?? plez don try these things in ur first night or gift such things...

5) gf's wedding--> oruthar nalla iruntha pudikathe... ni enna enna thilla-langadi panniyo ava unna vittu poita...

Ravikumar said...

Hey da.. its very funny man, for 1st bday itself vivekananda va, hmmm... 5 and 7 are good.. Good thought!

Raz said...

lol lol :) super...

boy frnd a irunthu ippa frnd a na figure ku enna tharathu?

Anonymous said...

You Kind of "Sick" u know.....
COndoms for a friends first night? and ur friends commenting on that?
**DISGUSTING**

Please do write something nice like the other ones in ur blog... DONT have a perverted mind cuz u write well.. DOn waste ur writing talents n skills like this..Do think before u write something.

p.s:Sorry if that hurt u. i just wanted to oppose on that.. Others are fine...

ViJaY said...

Nice post.. But i differed with you in many ways... I dont think most of the gifts that you have said are quite applicable to most of the gals.. Friend's wedding night--> Dont interfere in a friend's wedding night dude.. He knows what to do...

P.S."You Kind of "Sick" u know" ;)

boobu said...

nice one da
i agree with dhadi da
u hve 2 watch that
that will be the apt gift 2 u.......

Raja Krishnan said...

@ sathukudi

I ll follow most of these da.. I don need any gift dude.. Then, ni kudi, unakku sathukudi..


@ Mystery

Thanks... Diamond ring.....? what to do.. Namma range avlo than...

Raja Krishnan said...

@ sadesh

Thanks da... I ll not invite you to my marriage then... Gift , gift maathiri irukkanum, intha mathiri dasha irukka koodathu....


@ Siddharth

Yup... I tried to be descent da..14 is good age.. Why all are refusing to accept the 8th gift...? Don believe anyone, unless u r fully convinced....

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Raghuveeran

1) Ya... I suggested a book da.. We too have books, r v studying...?

2)Dai, that is sex veri da.. not education.. teach as soon as possible..

3)Its too much da... My wife ll gift me.. What abt urs...?

4)Be cautious, with every one. If u r confident enough , proceed..

5)Enagallukku GF irunthuttalum....?

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Ravikumar

Chumma oru build up da... Thanks for ur support...


@ Raz

Thanks raz... I think i wrote it in the post itself... If i got the question wrong, feel free to ask again :)

Anonymous said...

nice...9th super...dhadi ippadi pesittaan....

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Asmara

Me sick... Any way thanks for ur comments :)

Ya ya... related to condom stuff.. I may deviate from many others opinion, but im not that much wrong... My point is, make trials before you start :)

Thanks for saying, that i have skills :)

I ll try to do better :)

You never hurt me asmara :)

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Vijay

No one ll interfere in first night da... I was just telling abt gifts...

y not applicable for gals....?


@Boopu

Cha stupid guys...


@ sano

Tanks.. Don consider him.. I never do that :)

sundar said...

Hi raja...Your latest post is very good.Really helps someone thinking of giving a gift to his beloved one.

Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

//Friend turned GF--> Your first gift should be a kerchief.It specifies the end of friendship.//

Hehehe...nalla iruku.. End specifying is ok... But beginning of the (girl) friendship athuku?

Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

//Wife's B'day & Hubbys'//

Innum better idea sollu :D

Kavitha Jay said...

check my blog..u have a award waiting ;)

AiShU said...

1.mokkkai
2.clear cut
3.on d gud sense.
4.lovely
5.undoubtedly
7.hmmmmm.
8.perfect
9.un explAined
11.cool.

GoD sAvE u MaN!(lolz)
bt comon,cool post on d whole!

Raghav G said...

Nice post... Do Follow that too... Have to think about the nice gift for yur good work

venkat said...

Good ond da..Funny to read the post..

Prasi said...

he he...good one da...nice way to explain!!
lets see if you follow all these things!! lol !!

Anonymous said...

hi...u indeed made ur post "different" from mine..few suggestions to quote:
number one: A 1 yr. kid can hardly speak then comes the question of reading books that pertain the thoughts of SWAMI VIVEKANANDA.

Secondly to end a friendship apart from kerchief,keychains can be given too..but then we all are born to win the hearts of many..and not to break hearts of any..:-)
About rest you were daring enough to express..kudos to that..but not all may accept..but good one..:-):-)keep posting

Raja Krishnan said...

@sundar

Thanks sundar :)

@ Ragav

Thanks da.. I ll be happy, if u give me a nice gift :)

@ Venkat

Thanks da.....

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Ponnaasi --> Thalaivi

Enna Panrathu, chumma oru bit... If she likes the new relation, we shall start, otherwise end of all

Hubby, Wife Bday gift, sollalam... But venam... Apparama Solren :)

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Aishu

9. I thought, u ll under stand it.. It means , u have to remember ur GF's Kiss forever. You can also advice ur wife to use the same brand :)

Thanks thala:)

@ Prasi

Thanks chellam :)
Definitely i won follow these :)

Raja Krishnan said...

@ Mystery

Thanks a lot Doc :)

@ Preethika

1st chumma oru bit :)

2nd, thanks for suggestion :) Experience is a good teacher :)

I dare ka :) I never worried about these, since most wont accept these...

Mahesh said...

oruthanala ezhundhu ukkarave mudiyadham avanukku...adhu madhiri oorukku ubadesam seiyardhe velaya pochu da unakku...
I bet u wont follow even one in this!
Posta gilugiluppa aaka edutha muyarchigal vaazhga!!

Anu said...

enna koduma sir idhu?
he he he... that was fun reading..But i don think "all" gifts are practically possible.. :)

hubby and wife gives to each other was the cutest raj..:D

P.s Comment page comment panniyaachu podhuma? :) Happy? :) :D

Anonymous said...

@ Mahesh

Dai machi...
I ll try every gift at right ime da...


@ Anu

Happy anu :)
Thanks a lot :)

Anonymous said...

hai da tis s hema... one thing to ask u before commenting on all d rite up's,,,, ask mom to find a a gal for u.. nee romba adipatruka pola da.. yaen ethuvum ithuvaraikum correct aagalaya?? den commin to d core,
few comments :
1)dear if i gift ur son/daughter a book on the 1st b,day , do the babe knw 2 read?
2)'ve u ever given kerchiefs to any one da?? because as far i knw ur list contains nearly 10 gals. any way this idea s nice to conform if anyone gives hankey:-))
3)nee un pullaya chinna vayasulayey keduthuruvanu nenaikuraen.. paavam da atleast let it grow goody as me!!b patience machi!!!)
4)un ammava paati aaka virumbalaya dear.. if sum1 gifts u as u said 2 gift on d wedding nit ,nee porandhathey waste ah pogum da. don gift it to ur frnds.
5)hey lemme c ll u gift her a box full of ash!!!!!
marry soon da...ur hart s hurted by gettin no from gals for ur proposals...
bye da.. try sumthing apart frm writin abt gals.....

Noushy Syah said...

hhehehe..blog hopping from Anu's...this is good entry,enjoyed reading the comments too..some make me smile...

Have a good w/end Raja.