Saturday, December 15, 2007

You comment I follow.....

I was planning to reply for those comments in my last post. I was very much upset the way, every one took the post. But i really never tried , try , will try to hurt any one. So my replies are here...

@Mahesh

No vivakaram in it man.. Its a straight post... I, myself telling the commandments.

@ Vijay

Ya, i do felt the same way of not clarifying love and infatuation. But i meant mostly love and u r not new and definitely a victim.

@Praveen

Ya. I would never use some decorating words here, not only because for readers ease , but also because of my poor word power.

@ramesh

Thanks dude...

@ Asmara

Im writing this post only because of you. You don like the post, its ok... But " Respect women"...? I never shown any form of disrespect towards women... I promise. I pointed out their weakness... thats it.. Though im not a feminist , i would love to have girls on top, in all fields... So asmara.... nothing wrong in my post was the feed back i got... Anyway thanks dude...

@Samba
bruised.... aye what man.... its just for fun....

@Sid
May God bless u a wife with same mentality...

@Mystery

Attractions cant be screened. u r right. Im not an exception, i like girls now too...

Infatuation is being carried... Thats what im saying. College is the right place to shed ur childhood infatuations, some are not doing that..

Most Girls would say same thing in school and it is correct hundred percent. But i talked about the girls entering the college as committed...

I talked about characters and not habits.. I think smoking , drinking are habits...

I never made this topic a genral one. Its just about few guys and girls...

@Aishu
Thanks thala.. But some are worthy to be followed...

@jayashree
Beautiful definition for luv... Where did u get these stuff.........?

@ravikumar
Why all are focusing on break up da.....? Give the best try.....

@ Ponnarasi ( Thalaivi)

Thanks for ur support thalaivi..... I meant some thing different regarding that commitment.. But u r right... Im dedicated u know..... ha ha ha...

Friday, December 07, 2007

Love Commandments

This is an analysis of Love. How people love and what made them to do so......? Why people are not loving........? How they cover themselves from luv rays.......?and lots........

Girls are really puzzling . They made a great impact in my luv life. I am now in a state to shout, " I wont luv". Because of some girls. No expression changes....

The thing is, I proposed few ( may be many) girls in my school days. But they said
"This is not the age and im not that sort of girl".......
So many dialogs and im some what pacified by the feeling of entering the college. When i came here, all girls are already committed..... Oh bull shit., I had lots of plan here, but it was all screwed up.......

Girls are very much ahead. Calf loves ( Premature loves)are carried till college end and even they tie up knot..... Its sad boss....... Calf love are just meant for ....... meant for gaining experience..... You must show up in college and corporates.... Any way corporates may fire you..... So atleast in colleges.........?Dont disappoint the guys .......


Shakespeare said,

" Love will not have reasons,
If it has reasons, It is not love."

But can we blindly follow these lines, without reason, love......? I will not take even a veg puff without reason, then how come hard feelings......? The second type of love (A) love, is much more drifted towards appearance. Though appearances are deceptive, they are the first attraction. Though girls are not that much fool to luv a guy just with his looks, they are fools enough to believe a guy with disguised character....Sorry to mention you as fools, but these guys are exploiting you a lot. And in the same time, Girls are no way inferior to guys in this aspect. Lets have this clash latter. So , Don try to impress your lover or love with ur made up character, because, your real show might disturb your love.... So folks serious advice over..... Coming to our session...

Please do follow these ten commandments for Luv.....

  1. Dont carry ur calf love till college. ( Guys will be expecting ma).
  2. Feel free to break up. Give way for new offers. You are worth it.
  3. Think twice before you think.. So think more before you love.
  4. Act without acting, be truthful atleast to your last( recent) love.
  5. Dont commit yourself with words.( Words are sharper)
  6. Never write a letter, u r not Milton or Shelly or Agatha.... ( It might keep you behind bars).
  7. While making love, never make love. Stand in limits boss. Dont initiate Initial Process.
  8. Be careful... Prevention is better than cure...
  9. Do good things, u will become a lovable guy for all....
  10. So, Do more, Love more ( or) Love more, Do more......................

Disclaimer:
I have witnessed many luv in my life( of course, others love). So im writing on that basis and this may not be completely true.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A Letter to God

From

Raja
www.rajzone.blogspot.com

To

god,
supposed to be omnipresent.

Dear God,
Sir im fine. I hope the same from you. Im not a strong believer of you. but some of my friends said me, you shall give me the things i wanted. So i want to make my life finer.... better....Gorgeous...Here are my needs.....

1. Except my sister, no girl should call me as brother.

2. By luck, im Indian. ( 3rd beautiful country in terms of girls). So soon, i want to live for some time in Australia and NewZealand.

3. I want to be chief guest for all functions or atleast for fashion show in a RAW Women's college.....

4. Marriages are made in heaven. So I remain single here. I want marriages there..
Never mind about first nights, i will manage even in hell...


5. ****I want my Girl friend to pay the bill for my shopping....

6. ****If i see and girl, and like her, I want the girl's status(single/committed), phone number and address , mailed to me... Dress color also needed to avoid confusion...

7. I want to get rid off my specs soon, since it hinders my exploration... So give me a clear,cool vision.....

8. I want to live a definitely male's life.....

9. I want to write some good posts in my blog....( not like this for sure)....

10. I want every one to comment on all my posts.....( otherwise curse them).......

The starred points are tuff, but please process them too....

Thank you,

Ever loving,

raja.......

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

வாழ்க்கையின் யதார்த்தம்

இந்த உலகத்தில் எல்லாம் செயற்கை தான்.....

காலையில் எழுந்து பேப்பர் வாங்கப் போனேன்,
தாய் மடியில் அலையாய்த் தவழ்ந்து,
கார்மேகத்தில் துகளாய்ப் பறந்து,
தன் உரு பெற்று மகிழ்வாய் ஓடி,
என் தாய் கொண்டு சென்ற குடத்தில் நிரம்பி,
உயிர் ஊற்றாய் என்னுள் புகுந்து,
ஒவ்வொரு முறையும் என்னுள் அற்புதம் நிகழ்த்திய நதி,
அடை பட்டுக் கிடக்கிறது பொட்டிக் கடைகளிள் பாட்டில்களில்.......


குளித்து முடித்து பூஜை அறைக்குள் சென்றேன்....

அறை முழுவதும் இரத்த வாடை,
என் கண்ணில் பட்டன இரத்த வெளத்தில் பூக்கள்.....
ஒரு நாள் வாழ்க்கை மலருக்கு,
மலரும் முன்பே பறித்து,
அர்ச்சனை செய்கிறான் இறைவனுக்கு,
நூறு ஆண்டு வாழ்க்கை வேண்டி தனக்கு....

அலுவலகம் சென்றேன் மிகுந்த கவலையுடன்,

ஜன்னலின் ஊடே பார்த்தேன், ஒரு குப்பைத் தொட்டி....
அலுவலத்தில் இருக்கும் எனக்கு, அது குப்பைத் தொட்டி,
குப்பை பொறுக்கி வாழும் அவனுக்கு, அது அலுவலகம்....

அலுவல் முடிந்து வீடு திரும்பினேன்....
மறந்து போய் விட்டது மல்லிகை....
என்னை விட பெரிய மறதி கொண்ட ஜீவனைக் கண்டேன்...
ஆண்டாண்டு காலமக மனிதனுக்காக வண்டி இழுக்கிறது,
தனது கொம்புகளை மறந்த மாடு...

சோர்வுடன் வீடு வந்தேன்....
என்னை அன்போடு வரவேற்க மகிழ்வோடு,
நின்றிருந்தார் என் காதல் கணவர்.....


Thanglish: Vaazhkayin ethartham

Intha ulagil ellam seiyarkai than.......

Kaalaiyil ezhunthu paper vaanga ponen,
Thaai madiyil alayaai thavazhnthu,
Kaarmegathil thugalaai paranthu,
Thannudaya uru petru magilvaai oodi,
en thaayin kudathil nirambi,
uyir ootraai ennul pugunthu,
ovvoru muraiyum arputham nigalthiya nathi,
adai pattu kidakkirathu potti kadaigalil bottlegalil....

Kulithu mudithu poojai araikkul sendren....

Arai muzhuvathum rattha vaadai,
En kannil pattana, rattha vellathil pookkal....
Oru naal vazhkkai malarukku,
Malarum munbe parithu,
Archanai seigiran iraivanukku,
Nooru aandu vaazhkai vendi thanakku...

Aluvalagam sendren miguntha kavalayudan,

Jannalin vazhiye paarthen, oru kuppai thotti...
Aluvalagathil irukkum enakku, athu kuppai thotti,
Kuppai porukki vaazhbavanukku athu aluvalagam...

Aluval mudinthu veedu thirumbinen...
maranthu poi vittathu malligai..
Ennai vida periya marathi konda jeevanai kanden...
Aandu aandu kaalamaga manithanukku vandi izhukkirathu,
Thanathu kombugalai marantha maadu...

Sore vudan veedu vanthen....
Ennai anbodu varaverkka magizhvodu,
nindrirunthaar en kaathal kanavar...


English: The Reality of Life.....

Early morning i went for a walk,
I saw some thing that gave me a shock...
It enjoyed as the tide and ebb,
It mesmerized me in my water tub,
It exhibited its force as flood,
And even it runs inside my blood,
Such a great river with lots of settle,
Is packed in a small bottle.....

I entered the pooja room ,
I felt the blood smell in my lung room,
I saw the dead flowers shedding blood,
It ran thru my mind like a flood...
Life span of flower is one day,
Man prays god for living many day,
So killing the flower in its birth day.....

I entered the office with lots in my mind....

Through the window, i saw a garbage bin,
For office men like me, its garbage place,
But for paper pickers in garbage, its their office....

I left the office and returned to home....

I forgot the romantic Jasmine...
Favorite of mine....
Just then i crossed a Bullock...
Working for men for thousands of years,
Without remembering the horns are theirs....

I entered my house,
With huge smile in face,
My love was waiting in terrace,
With romance and love,
I hugged my hubby as his lady love......

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

தமிழ் பழகுகிறேன்

எனக்கு கவிதை எழுத வராது,
உன் விழிக்கரு, என் உயிர்க்கருவைக் கலைத்து,
என் கவிதைக் கரு ஆகும் வரை......

எனக்கு கவிதை எழுத வராது,
உன் மெளனம் என்னை Mute செய்து,
என்னை சாந்தப் படுத்திய வரை.....

எனக்கு கவிதை எழுத வராது,
உன் பேச்சு என்னை வாய் பிள்க்க வைத்து,
என்னையும் பேச்சாளன் ஆக்கிய வரை....

எனக்கு கவிதை எழுத வராது,
உன் ஸ்பரிசம் என்னை சிலிர்க்க வைத்து,
என்னை புதிதாய் பிறக்க வைத்த வரை...

எனக்கு கவிதை எழுத வராது,
நம் உயிர் கலந்து , நி நானாகி ,
நான் நீயாகிய வரை....


I'm Practicing Tamil

I dont know to write poem,
Till i encountered your eye's beam
And it became my poem's theme.....

I dont know to write poem,
Till your silence, muted me,
And made my life peaceful....

I dont know to write poem,
Till you spoke to me softer,
And made me an orator.....

I dont know to write poem,
Till your touch delighted me,
And made me reborn.....

I dont know to write poem,
Till our souls mixed up,
And we turned into one.....


ps:This is literal translation and dont shout at me for this translation :)

Friday, August 10, 2007

When the Life Spins Back

All of us or most of us (after considering me and kudi) are quite busy in their daily life. Skating inside house before going to college/office, spinning in office (not in college) and returning back as older man. So to avoid this, I have an imaginary world. Ya its wonderful….. We can enjoy each and every moment of life……

1. Enter this world as oldies with walking stick in your hand, with poor eye sight, with less/no teeth, with a loose jibba (you can find lots with samba). Girls , sorry no idea :)

2. Then, Come out of the office as retired person.

3. Then enter the office and work for son’s or/and daughter’s marriage, studies and lots of stuff and secure them a good life. Children are setteled now.

4.
Now you will have your first night .................................

5.
Then you will be having your marriage…………. Its great in reverse :)

6.
Immediately after your marriage, you will leave your wife……sad……. But you will go with your Luv....................

7.
Then enter the college with fullest happiness…………..Enjoy the youth…….

8.
After finishing the college life, go to school and study psychics, k-mystry and lots…..

9.
Then Leave the school and entering the baalvadi or crèche, after this you are born……..

10.
So finally its time for you to become a sperm and be ready for the transformation :)

Ps: The 4th and 5th are dragged separately a bit... Please bear with me :)

Monday, July 30, 2007

Precious Preservations

Many times in my daily life, i use to think of the things i possess. These questions often come to my mind.

1. What have i achieved yet ? (i skip it)

2. What do i have precious....?( Ya im gona attend it)

Without getting answers to these questions, we shall enter the post. Here im gona mention, my most precious preservation ( ofcourse , some of them are my parent's gift)................

1.My first dress:

I still have my first dress i wore and whenever i look at it, it makes the cute(partial) kid inside me, smile with eyes.(difficult to experience when you look at me).

2.Gokal santhol powder dappa:

I have an old powder box(empty). I made something (cannot be mentioned here) with it and my mom did beat me for time and dragged me along the streets in a pleasant evening.

3.My first luv's Test paper:

I have with me, my first luv's science class test paper.... cho chweet hand writing... I corrected her paper.... 36,26,....( these are marks in each section and not API specifications).

4.My Boxing glove:

I preserve this because, because of that glove only i lost my perfect sight. Of course, i got hit by my opponents glove, i cant take his and so keeping mine.

5.The Holly Rod:

This is the holy rod which i would check up often, is one of the precious stuff. I used this rod to escape from nearly 8 guys who tried to beat me dead for piggy backing a girl.

6.The fisherman's Ring:

The ring i always have it in my hand, will have 4 rings on it to symbolize me and my friends.

7.The Scribbles:

My note a homepage of my scribblings. It contains all information about me, my luvs, my hot experiences, my cool faces, many in poem formats....

8.The Parker:

This is my first birthday gift, since i have no habit of celebrating my bday in the past. My friends, babbu, kudi, boopu, dhaadi,mahesh, gave me this present and thank you very much das.

9.The Luv Nail:

I wrote a poem and i got a bitten nail as prize from my Lady luv(no:2).

10.The Ultimate:

The blog......www.rajzone.blogspot.com and my old blog www.rajazone.blogspot.com are also precious in my present life...




ps: feel free to list your precious stuff here :)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

10/10 - an attempt

From the title you would have got some thing,for what im blogging(dont take it seriously). As many of my pals, i too made my blog a crap with full of reviews. So this is an attempt to do some pure blogging.Most of the topics in this blog will deal with 10 as i mentioned earlier.So here in this edition, we shall discuss about, possible ways,the guys can try to jinx a girl.

1.Fit together:
Make sure only, you two are in the scene and act as if you got epilepsy.Suddenly hold her and jala bula juks..... This process is fit together...

2.Piggy backing:
You know this right...?

3.Expertise:
If you wanu attract the one, you have to expertise the subjects(some extra curricular also needed) and no other go. eg: this guy never reads(studies) before the exam date.But studied all the craps earlier in order to set the right foot.

4.Bull Dog:
As this guy, you always say yes to the girls argument. Whenever possible, make the girl feel, that she is right. The name is derived from two factors.Bull ( boom boom madu) and dog-nandri ulla geevan.

5.Choco-magic:
This is not a perfect way.... Give chocolates to the one every day : girls stick to chocolates more.(make sure the chocolate is given well before expiry date).Im the one who do this.But for different reason.

6.Paypal:
In short , you have to become her paypal. After the trial version, you may be accepted as permanent or........... We know one guy who practiced this approach and now he is a family head.

7.Jil-Mil
This is a subset of previous point. Guys this is a rapidly developing media which drives the guys crazy, thinking of whats that in this huge...... ear ring....? Jil-Mil is the nearest competitor of Sridevi gold covering i think. For further queries, contact:KaPaThu

8.Online entry- off line re-entry:
This is a safest mode since you create a fort abt your image online and enter the scene after that. This guy,vijay is good at this. This guy is facing a lots and lots of problem nowadays. So i re-direct the queries to this good man who will appear in next point too.

9.Adjacent adjustment:
This is simple.Correct(sorry to be so pachai) the adjacent figure(may not be figure too).In general, correct, the adjacent girl and make your way thru the existing toll free road. This is also called as nool vitting.

10.Winner style:

"Winners don't do different things but do things differently". Likewise, wisely thinking and executing the plan. Like winner "vadivelu" ounnnnn. cry or just sashtaangama kaalla vizhunthida vendiyathu than. Since it is in practice in most parts of our nation and also in other countries, this Win-Win situation creating method is called Winner method.

ps: I tried most of these stuff and ultimately failed. So if you have any innovative ideas please give that hint here. It ll be helpful for many......